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Thursday, October 11, 2012

Dancing with the Stars - The Shocking Retainings



We're now past the third week of eliminations on Dancing with the Stars and some results are more shocking than others. Nobody was shocked when Pamela Anderson was eliminated in week one. Her dancing was so terrible that not even her past good looks could save her. This week's eliminations of two past champions: Drew Lachey and Helio Castroneves were sad. They danced well but in a season of all stars we expect to see even good dancers get voted out regularly. I was personally shocked when Joey Fatone, and more importantly, Kym Johnson were voted out. I'll miss Joey but the real tragedy there was missing out on Kym and her, mostly non-existent, clothes. I mean, really, she looks like George Clooney's girlfriend Stacy Keibler only hotter.

The biggest shock this season isn't who has been voted off but who is still around. Bristol Palin. Seriously, Bristol Palin. I can't believe that past champions have gone away and Bristol Palin is still around.

She can't dance. She's not a movie or TV star. She hasn't even been on a reality TV show until Dancing with the Stars. Who are the dumb bums who are voting for her? I fail to believe that even tween girls are voting for Bristol. The only thing she's done to gain public recognition is to be Sarah Palin's knocked up daughter who can't even get her baby daddy to stick around.

All right. Getting rid of baby daddy was probably the smartest thing Bristol's ever done. I just think that Sarah Palin would have been a better contestant. She's hotter, actually famous and it would be hard for her to be a worse dancer than her daughter.

To all the stupid people with thumbs out there, 'Next week keep your thumbs off your phone!'

I really can't stand another week of Bristol.

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